Sup mofo's <3
home  

hotcockdays:

godpenis:

rowrz:

i wonder what god’s penis looks like

why don’t you come see for yourself ;)

Add me on snapchat: jockorgy

(Source: godpenis)

Dumb Tweets That Got People Fired

xbeautysupreme:

dirtylittlerabbits:

silver-bell-wolfieakhal-teke:

apathyisbrilliance:

Don’t make the same mistake like these people who lost their jobs for sending stupid tweets!

Read on

HAHAHA FUCKING IDIOTS

im laughing so fucking hard

I literally have a twitter dedicated solely to my shits. I update it from the toilet whenever I’m having a bowel movement that feels historic.

This is why everyone needs to be careful about what they say.

I will never stop laughing at how a man called Anthony Weiner had a picture of his dong go viral.

I once tweeted that my manager, coworker and I were playing hide’n’seek in the stockroom for like 3 hours instead of doing warehouse shipment. I thought that was bad…

(via thefuuuucomics)

hotcockdays:

Add me on snapchat: jockorgy

queerhawkeye:

kill the ‘super responsible prefect' remus lupin fanon, replace it with the far superior 'best liar in the entire gang and the only one who actually managed to grow marijuana in the forbidden forest' remus lupin almost canon

(via goefframsey)

carrotcakebanditdoodles:

au where sasuke doesn’t even like ramen but frequents the hole in the wall joint across town for some reason
and where apparently the laws of perspective don’t apply 

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

(Source: billylaskaris, via thefuuuucomics)

bewbin:

bewbin:

im watching transformers, ill live blog it 

they transformed 

(via akanebuki)

ghostoat:

me after fixing my mechanical pencil:

image

(via akanebuki)

TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter
Tumblr Mouse Cursors